The Office Book of Lists by Chip Carter

Author:Chip Carter [CARTER, CHIP]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Running Press
Published: 2022-03-29T00:00:00+00:00

• When Michael doesn’t get the job at Corporate, he makes an announcement to say he officially withdrew his name from consideration. And then he asks why his office is black. (The Job)

• After Michael hits Meredith with his car, he announces that he wants to plant a tree to take everyone’s mind off the unavoidable tragedy. (Fun Run)

• Before the fun run starts, Michael says a few words about rabies. (Fun Run)

• Ryan tells everyone he knows that he used to be the temp, but now he’s the boss and wants his staff’s respect. (Dunder Mifflin Infinity)

• Michael announces that in the last year they lost seven clients to the big chains and they’re giving them gift baskets to get them back. (Dunder Mifflin Infinity)

• Michael announces that the office will not be using any new technology ever, starting now. Ryan says this is not correct. (Dunder Mifflin Infinity)

• Michael lets everyone know he is heading to New York to attend the launch party with sushi and important people. Also, if anyone has interesting and easy-to-memorize anecdotes, they should stop by his office. (Launch Party)

• Michael shouts out, “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!” not understanding there is more to it than that. (Money)

• Michael tells everyone Stanley is transferring to the Utica branch for more money, and they misinterpret his tone as one of congratulations. (Branch Wars)

• Jim asks who has problems with the communal birthday party idea and finds out everyone hates the idea. (Survivor Man)

• Michael tells everyone the chair model here of a catalog is the template for the woman he’d like anyone to fix him up with. He then formally requests that people help him fall in love, and says that if they don’t give him the names of an eligible woman, they are fired. (Chair Model)

• After putting his hand on Pam’s knee in front of everyone, Toby announces he is finally moving to Costa Rica. (Night Out)

• Michael runs in and asks what he should write in the drying cement outside. (Did I Stutter?)

• Michael announces to everyone he is fake firing Stanley to discipline him, and he’s telling everyone so they will behave as though he is actually getting fired. (Did I Stutter?)

• At Toby’s goodbye party, Michael says Holly is the best thing that’s happened to the company in fifty years. (Goodbye, Toby)

• Andy asks for Angela’s hand in marriage just as Jim is about to propose to Pam. (Goodbye, Toby)

• Dwight points out that most of the people in the office have not lost any weight during the weight loss competition. (Weight Loss)

• On a call with Pam, Jim lets her know he hasn’t announced their engagement yet. She tells him to and people are mainly unimpressed, except Michael, who tackles Jim with a hug. (Business Ethics)

• Holly announces that the staff needs to finish the ethics seminar and she has to get everyone’s signatures to show they completed the training. (Business Ethics)

• Michael introduces Jan’s baby, Astrid, to everyone. He then reenacts the Lion King scene and holds the baby up high.

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